Is it just me or has anyone else on this wiki figured out that if you use a whiteboard marker on a Lego piece, you can doodle all you want and still erase.
I have a strategy (inspired by the Princess Bride). Essentially, I slowly step on Lego bricks more and more until I build up an immunity to it. My skin adapts to the pain, and soon I feel none. I believe I have transcended humanity.