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- Church of Pizaz.
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{{Rating|1}} because he's the best
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'''4709 Hogwarts Castle''' is a 682 piece ''[[Harry Potter (Theme)|Harry Potter]]'' [[set]] released in [[2001]]. This set is the first version of [[Hogwarts]] released. As it is the first [[Harry Potter]] castle, in many ways it has set the standard for all the future [[Hogwarts]] releases. It introduced the roof tiles in [[Sand Green]], and the Sand Green turrets have become a symbol of Hogwarts architecture.
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'''Pepper Roni''' is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
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Comprised of the Great Hall, Grand Staircase Tower, Owlery Tower, a gatehouse, a rowboat, [[owl|owls]] in brown, grey, white, and black, a [[rat]], and a [[bat]], this version of the castle is based on its appearance in [[Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone]]. The nine [[minifigure]]s included are {{m|Harry Potter}}, [[Hermione Granger]], [[Ron Weasley]], [[Draco Malfoy]], [[Hagrid]], [[Professor Dumbledore]], [[Professor Snape]], [[Peeves]], and a [[Knight (Harry Potter)|Knight]].
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Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because [[Bologna Roni]] was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, [[The Brickster]], and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So [[Mama Brickolini|Mama and]] [[Papa Brickolini|Papa Dumbass]] decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
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== Description ==
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==Lego Island Games==
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==== TheCastle====
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=== [[5731 LEGO Island|LEGO Island]] ===
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1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over [[Mama Brickolini|a female]] not being able to make it to the main story.
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The castle is is made of up interconnecting towers. These are the Great Hall, the Owlery Tower, and Grand Staircase Tower. Also included is the gatehouse.
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Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the [[Brickster]], even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
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[[File:fucking_dank.png|thumb|284x284px|'''''you better fucking let him in''''']]
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=== [[5774 LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge|LEGO Island 2]] ===
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==== Gatehouse ====
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In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
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The gatehouse is a tower on a rocky outcrop that the first years ride through on the Black Lake in rowboats when they arrive at the school.
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He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), [[Laura Brick]] just tells Pepper not to do it again.
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[[File:don't mess with pepper.jpg|thumb|284x284px|'''''was delivering a pizza so fucking hard?''''']]
The Gryffindor Tower top floor has an adjustable telescope for studying astronomy and a blue book (with a transparent spell tile inside). The next floor down has a box with two potions on it that is lifted up when the lever from the floor below is pulled. The floor below has a revolving entrance to the Gryffindor common room with a stickered portrait of the [[Fat Lady]]. As mentioned above, there is a lever on this floor that pulls a chain that opens the box on the floor above. In the Gryffindor common room, there is a [[Knight (Harry Potter)|Knight]] with a sword and oval-shaped Gryffindor Shield which can be turned to reveal a jewel.There is also a balcony connected to the common room. The floor below (which can be reached by a spiral staircase) is the Restricted Section of the library.
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Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
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==== Owlery Tower ====
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The bottom floor of the Owlery tower has a rotating fire place. The top of the tower is removable and two owls can be perched.
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==== Great Hall ====
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The Great Hall is the biggest single room in this set, but contains only one table and Dumbledore's seat (which can be lifted up to reveal a secret compartment), and a fireplace. It has a hinged chimney breast that reveals [[Peeves]], and a crystal ball in the rafters and a mezzanine level for minifigures. Noticeably, the roof is plastic-laminated paper. The ceiling is decorated with a double-sided Gryffindor or a Slytherin banner, the player can switch between the two in order to recreate the End-of-Term Feast from the first film. There are goblets and a letter delivered by owl on the table and lion-shaped bricks for the architecture of the hall.
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Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
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== Notes ==
== Notes ==
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* Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping ''pepperroni''. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
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* It is designed to fit on top of most of [[4730 The Chamber of Secrets]].
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* Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
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* The roof of the Great Hall is made of paper.
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* Pepper, along with the [[Infomaniac]], and [[Sky Lane]] are fucking dumb.
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* He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
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* Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in [[LEGO Island 2]] they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In [[Island Xtreme Stunts]] they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
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* Despite being ''the'' main character of the [[LEGO Island]] trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
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* He was taught how to do meths [[File:puper_reno.png|thumb|220x220px]]by [[Laura Brick]], as he shot up his school.
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* Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
'''Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!'''<br />
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You'll find Harry Potter™, Hermione Granger™, Hagrid™, and Dumbledore™ there, plus plenty of surprises! Row across the water in Hagrid's boat, climb the spiral staircase to confront a ghostly knight, or get some spell-casting tips from Headmaster Dumbledore himself. Look for hidden areas and secret compartments in the Great Hall and the Library, but watch out for the spiral staircase that spins in different directions!
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=== [[Video Game]] Appearances ===
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== Awards ==
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* ''[[5731 LEGO Island]]''
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=== 2007 ===
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* ''[[5774 LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge]]''
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* ''[[Island Xtreme Stunts (Game)]]''
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Gold: Best Toy Award
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* The fact that he doesn't have more games is a huge mistake in Lego's part, he will have his revenge.
* [http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Hogwarts_Castle Hogwarts Castle on Harry Potter Wiki]
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Revision as of 18:31, 2 August 2017
DEAR ADMINS: UNLOCK THE PEPPER RONI PAGE AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN
If you unlock the Pepper Roni page, we will SOMETIMES go there to paste this in, however you've left us no other choice than to mass attack random pages, you brought this onto yourselves.
- Church of Pizaz.
Pepper Roni is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because Bologna Roni was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, The Brickster, and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So Mama andPapa Dumbass decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over a female not being able to make it to the main story.
Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the Brickster, even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), Laura Brick just tells Pepper not to do it again.
Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
Notes
Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping pepperroni. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in LEGO Island 2 they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In Island Xtreme Stunts they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
Despite being the main character of the LEGO Island trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
