ADU Rookie

“Hey there! –
Ever since the aliens invaded my pop’s farm and stole his favorite cow, I’ve been itching to give them a little payback. And now that I’ve joined the A.D.U., I’m sure I’ll be saving the world in no time! The Sarge says I’ve got lots of potential, which is good, because I sort of keep getting in over my head and having to get rescued by the rest of the team. But I’m sure everybody starts out that way, right? I’m sure with a little practice, I’ll be beating the aliens in no time!”