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World's goofiest Evil Genius
Years:	2013
Creator:	Ghost rider224

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!"

―Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz is an evil scientist, founder of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, and the nemesis of Perry the Platypus.

History

"That's it? That's your emotionaly scarring backstory? I was raised by ocelots, litterally. Disowned by my parents and brought up by central american wildcats. I had to work as a lawn gnome! I was forced to wear dresses for an entire year! Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!"

―Heinz reflecting on his childhood

Heinz was born in the fictional European Country Drusselstien, in a town called Gimmelshtump. He had a rotten childhood, which started on the day of his actual birth; neither of his parents bothered to even show up. When his family's lawn gnome was repossessed, young Heinz was forced to replaced it, with his only friends being a balloon with a face drawn on it named Balloony, the moon, and his neighbor Kenny.

In his father's heart, Heinz was replaced by a puppy named Onlyson, who became an award winning showdog. Meanwhile Heinz himself had to work as a lawn gnome ("You remember that backsory, right? With my neighbor Kenny.")

For a time, Heinz was happy, but then, he learned his family was expecting a brand new baby girl. His mom spent month knitting dresses and other girly stuff. Unfortunatly, the baby turned out to be a boy, and, due to lack of materials, Heinz had to wear those same dresses for an entire year.

His new brother, Roger, got all the love, Recieving hugs, new clothes, and pretty much everything Heinz didn't get, mostly due to his amazing kickball skills.

In his tween years he entered his first "Inator," in a science fair (he wasn't good with names back then, so it was just called Inator), only to lose every time to a baking soda volcano. For a while he gave up on science and turned to poetry, yet somehow still lost to a baking soda volcano.

He came to America when he was tricked by his parents, who'd sent him to the "Schtore." Heinz accidentally boarded a departing ship instead. He hoped he was heading for a land that welcomed misfits like him, but ended up in America instead. Heinz soon began the American right of passage into adulthood known as high school, which spawned one of the most embarassing viral videos of all time.

During his early collage years, Heinz decided to become an artist, but couldn't find his muse, untill one night, inspiration struck. He spent weeks fine tuning his masterpeice, but he did succeed. He insisted his brother, Roger, be the first to see it, having got over his jealousy. However, the painting was destroyed by Roger, when he tripped and spilled his lunch all over it. This instilled a new, personal grudge in Heinz.

His dating life was miserable. He did manage to marry and have a daughter, but he was soon divorced

"That's right ladies, I'm available."

―Heinze on his divorce.

He met his nemesis, Perry the Platypus, on the day he got his profile picture taken. After years of his plans being foiled by Perry, Heinze realized that his attempts to be evil are actually an attempt to stay true to his backstories; He's really just a good guy pretending to be bad.

Inators and Schemes

Inator	Scheme	Reason failed
First inator	Entered in a science fair.	Doofenshmirtz lost to a baking soda volcano
Flat-a-Platinator	Defeat Perry	Doofenshmirtz left the remote, which Perry used to make the Flat-a-Platinator beat itself up.
Invisinator	Make Fireside girls inviible so he won't be tempted to by their cookies.	Perry pushes the self-destruct-button.
Platy-inator	Finally beat Perry the Platypus by turning Doofenshmirtz into a platypus.	Blows up on it's own, also returning Doof to normal.
Duplic-8-inator	Create an endless traffic jam.	Self destruct button.
Mime-inator	Trap every mime in Danville in an actual invisible box.	Worked. It took days for O.W.C.A. to dicover, for obvious reasons.
Duplic-8-inator2	Give himself two heads to make himself smarter, only to keep argueing with himself.	Self destruct button.
Shrinkinator	Evil Scheme is unknown, but by the time it appeared, it had been turned into a planter (Also shrinking numerous things, as Heinz forgot to unplug it).	Presumably backfired.
Resolution-change-inator	Change everyone's new year resolution to make himself ruler.	Perry actually let Doofenshmirtz succeed, as no one actually sticks to their New Year's Resolution.
Staininator	Revenge on his brother Roger for ruining his masterpeice, a giant painting, by defacing Roger's new painting.	Backfired when it was revealed the painting Roger was unveiling was the exact same painting, only restored to it's original state. You'd think that to keep his masterpeice intact, Heinz would push his mandatory self-destruct-button, but Heinz didn't install one for once.

Other inventions

• Norm the Robot
• De-Evolution-Inator

Trivia

• 20 years into the future, he's still battling Perry the Platypus, despite reforming, albiet at checkers.
• He sometimes get's "Evil Scientist's Block," which he once solved with a "Bad-Idea_inator" which gave him the "Feed-the-Pigeons-inator."
• Despite Doofenshmirtz knowing Perry for years, he still can't recognize his nemesis without the fedora.
  • Despite this, he was able to see through Dennis the Rouge Rabbit's "mindless animal" disguise.
• Doofenshmirtz often exclaims "Dummkopf" (German for idiot) when scolding himself.
• He is the host of "Doofenshmirtz' Daily Dirt," 'The 'What happens next Inator," and "Doofenshmirtz Disney XD Mission Marvel Commentary."
• He has proven numerous times that he's not crazy. He's evil, but far from crazy. He's tried to reverse the Earth's rotation, but he finds sending the Earth into a new Ice Age crazy.
• Despite his lousy childhood, he doesn't have any emotionally scarring backstories that involve Christmas.
  • Speaking of which, for Christmas he wants:
    • The entire Tristate area:
      • or at least a large portion of it (in shortened versian, Doofenshmirtz adds, "Get to the twelth day already.")
    • "How about just 2 out of the three states, that's fair right? Deal?
    • One single state! I feel like I was over reaching before, just one state will be fine.
    • 5 golden rings ("I had to sing it that way at least once. It's tradition.)
    • "Actually promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it too late to change mine?"
    • nothing, Doofenshmirtz just rambles about Santa.
    • "How about just some almond brittle? That's reasonable right?"
• He's a terrible singer, except for when he's wearing his "yodel-inator.