'''DEAR ADMINS: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND YOU FORCED US TO'''
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We had offered to stop the raiding on the Lego Wiki since it was never our main target, we know what happened to the Pepper Roni page originally, and if this time you unlock the Pepper Roni page, we will go away for a week, only slightly vandalise it which you can always revert as you have already done. What would you rather do, revert 100+ pages or revert 1?
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- Church of Pizaz.
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{{Rating|1}} because he's the best
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{{Minifigure
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|Title = SamSinister
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|Title = Pepper Roni
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|Image = Adv025.jpg
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|Image = PPPEPPEPEXOPAKOPDS.PNG
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|Theme =[[Adventurers]],[[OrientExpedition]]
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|Theme = [[Island Xtreme Stunts]]
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|Accessories =[[Gun]],[[Hat]], [[Helmet]]
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|Accessories = Ultimate Swag
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|Variations =
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|Variations = None, he is unique
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|Years = [[1998]] - [[2001]], [[2003]]
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|Years = Forever
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|Appearances = the best games ever made
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|Appearances =[[2541 Adventures Car]]<br />[[2879 Desert Expedition]]<br />[[5909 Treasure Raiders set with Mummy Storage Container]]<br />[[5920 Island Racer]]<br />[[5955 All Terrain Trapper]]<br />[[5975 T-Rex Transport]]<br />[[5978 The Secret of the Sphinx]]<br />[[5987 Dino Research Compound]]<br />[[5988 Pharaoh's Forbidden Ruins]]<br />[[7409 Secret of the Tomb]]<br />[[7417 Temple of Mount Everest]]<br />[[7416 Emperor's Ship]]<br />[[5914 Sam Sinister and Baby T]]<br />[[7424 Black Cruiser]]<br />[[7414 Elephant Caravan]]<br />[[7418 Scorpion Palace]]<br />[[7424 Black Cruiser]]<br />''[[LEGO Racers (game)|LEGO Racers]]''<br />''[[LEGO Racers 2]]''<br />''[[LEGO Island 2 The Brickster's Revenge|LEGO Island 2]]''
'''Lord Sam Sinister''', (formerly known as '''Baron Von Baron/Barron''', '''Sam Sanister'''/'''Sinister''', '''Evil Eye''' and '''Mr. Hates''') was the main villain from the [[Adventurers]] and [[Orient Expedition]] [[List of themes|themes]]. He has a hook in place of his left hand, a pith hat (replaced by a top hat in 2003), a monocle or eyeglass, and a mustache (with small, pointed goatee in 2003), along with a scar on his left cheek. He generally wears a tan shirt, which slightly resembles [[Johnny Thunder]]'s torso printing. Occasionally, Sinister wears a black version of the said shirt, with a white scarf sporting around his neck. Sinister competes with Johnny Thunder in all of the [[Adventurers]] sub-themes (except for the [[1999]] theme), for ancient artifacts and treasures from around the world.
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'''Pepper Roni''' is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
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== Description ==
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Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because [[Bologna Roni]] was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, [[The Brickster]], and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So [[Mama Brickolini|Mama and]] [[Papa Brickolini|Papa Dumbass]] decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
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Sam Sinister's Bio from the Orient Expedition website:
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==Lego Island Games==
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''Lord Sinister is Johnny's arch enemy. He is selfish and evil, with no limits to his ambition or greed. He has a huge private collection of ancient and valuable treasures from around the world and is always on the hunt for more.''
1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over [[Mama Brickolini|a female]] not being able to make it to the main story.
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Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the [[Brickster]], even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
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[[File:fucking_dank.png|thumb|284x284px|'''''you better fucking let him in''''']]
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=== [[5774 LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge|LEGO Island 2]] ===
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In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
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He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), [[Laura Brick]] just tells Pepper not to do it again.
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[[File:don't mess with pepper.jpg|thumb|284x284px|'''''was delivering a pizza so fucking hard?''''']]
Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
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Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
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== Notes ==
== Notes ==
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* Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping ''pepperroni''. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
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* This minifigure is famous for his constantly changing name. When he first appeared in the original [[Adventurers]] [[Egypt]] sets in [[1998]], he was known as Baron von Barron, and was working with a man named Sam Sanister. He also appeared as Baron von Barron in [[LEGO Racers]] in [[1999]]. However, next time he appeared on [[Dino Island]], he was called Sam Sinister, the name of his old partner, who was now known as [[Slyboots]]. In [[LEGO Island 2]], while he refers to himself as Sam Sinister, [[Pepper Roni]] and [[The Infomaniac]] refer to him ''Mr. Hates'' once each, and the level is called ''Mr. Hates' Camp''. Even worse, [[LEGO Racers 2]] referred to him as Sam S'''a'''nister. When [[Orient Expedition]] was released, he had even taken Slyboot's outfit, and by that time was dubbed ''Lord'' Sam Sinister. His true name shall perhaps always be a mystery. LEGO has even joked about this.
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* Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
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*In [[LEGO Racers]], he is the boss of the 5th circuit. This is one of the few places he is shown to have a German accent. He also appears in the 3rd and 6th circuit as Sam Sinister, but isnt a boss then.
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* Pepper, along with the [[Infomaniac]], and [[Sky Lane]] are fucking dumb.
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[[File:LEGO Racers - Baron Von Barrons Opening|thumb|300px|Sinister's cutscene in LEGO Racers]]
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* He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
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* In [[LEGO Island 2]], Sam Sinister (now named Mr. Hates) captured Dinosaurs. The player had to save them by flying a hot air balloon, winching them out of cages, and then had to drop sandbags on Sam Sinister so that he would fall off his brontosaurus, which shoots fire to stop you. He spoke in an English accent, and was assumed to be working for [[The Brickster]].
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* Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in [[LEGO Island 2]] they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In [[Island Xtreme Stunts]] they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
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* In [[LEGO Racers 2]], Sinister was the boss of the [[Dino Island]] world. He had to be defeated in a race in order to acquire a very powerful power-up for the player's car engine.
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* Despite being ''the'' main character of the [[LEGO Island]] trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
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* The [[Detective]] from [[Minifigures (Theme)|Collectible Minifigures]] solved the case of "The Sam Sinister Switcheroo", which possibly refers to him taking the name Sam Sinister while the original Sam Sinister was renamed [[Slyboots]].
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* He was taught how to do meths [[File:puper_reno.png|thumb|220x220px]]by [[Laura Brick]], as he shot up his school.
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* In the Lost Kingdom adventure ride in [[LEGOLAND]] California, he appears to be the main villain.
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* Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
DEAR ADMINS: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND YOU FORCED US TO
We had offered to stop the raiding on the Lego Wiki since it was never our main target, we know what happened to the Pepper Roni page originally, and if this time you unlock the Pepper Roni page, we will go away for a week, only slightly vandalise it which you can always revert as you have already done. What would you rather do, revert 100+ pages or revert 1?
- Church of Pizaz.
Pepper Roni is the ultimate badass and a god damn savage, this delivery boi is a prophet of the church of pizaz who delivers pizzas and no matter how many times you admins remove this page we will strike back, He is a skateboard pro who can't read or spell very well, however he is surprisingly great at doing meth. Because of his poor literature ability, he was deported back to Mexico.
Oh yeah the poor fucker's also adopted because Bologna Roni was shanked in a dark alleyway by the local chav, The Brickster, and his mom was the local lego prostitute. So Mama andPapa Dumbass decided to adopt him, cause they needed a cute delivery boy.
1997 and 2001 is when the best games ever released came out, Lego Island and Lego Island 2. Portal what? Half-Life who? Basically Lego Island 1 is a fucking mess let me tell you, it starts with you filling out these shitty races, but you can only access the main story of the game as Pepper Roni, cause this is before the SJW age and nobody would get triggered over a female not being able to make it to the main story.
Basically once you make it to the main story, you have to deliver a pizza to the Brickster, even tho the sign says no pizza you fucking retard. You give him the pizza, and the Bricksters melts the cell lock and hijacks the police helicopter. The police shortly arrive and instead of getting your ass arrested for freeing the only criminal in Lego Island, the police simply doesn't give a shit because this means they can finally get off their lazy ass and do their job. Which is not what they do, they send a illiterate child to stop the Brickster, which he somehow has enough brain cells to do.
In Lego Island 2 he's back, and he still can't fucking read even though it's been 4 god damn years between games, his adoptive parents once again gives Pepper the task of delivering a pizza to the jailed Brickster. However Pepper Roni is in his emo phase, and kills his adoptive parents as they confiscated his skateboard, then he went on a school shooting with the Brickster, but he didn't become an hero like Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
He should've had a life sentence for wiping out his school, but since that he's the only one that can be bothered to save the island from the Brickster (basically rendering the police useless), Laura Brick just tells Pepper not to do it again.
Pepper is now a teenager, and is an Avid User of Methamphetamine, as his adopted mother told him that being addicted is good for your eyes. Unlike the first two game's Pepper is now a silent hero due to his Vietnam flashback, but can say full exclamations when doing stunt work. And the Brickster is free again because the police in this island have a total of 1 whole brain cell. He tries to kill Pepper during filming and nobody seems to give a shit.
Pepper Roni still doesn't know that he is adopted, but then again he can't read.
Notes
Pepper's full name is a pun on the pizza topping pepperroni. (Really we couldn't figure that out by ourselves)
Pepper and the Brickster rank 5th in Encyclopedia Dramatica's FPS Co-op High Score.
He may appear in the set How to kill yourself with drugs, as the minifigure in that set has the same head and the same pants color as the Holy Pepper, this is known as an impostor, or maybe Meth took a toll.
Pepper's eyes are blue in his first appearence, but in LEGO Island 2 they were changed to black. But they are still blue in the opening and ending movie. In Island Xtreme Stunts they remain black. A fact that nobody gives a fuck about.
Despite being the main character of the LEGO Island trilogy, there is little knowledge of any of Pepper's family, aside from their names because of the Brickster shanking them.
Pepper is quite dumb, this can be proven not just by the fact that he can't read, but by the fact that he let the Brickster free TWICE under the same circumstances of giving him a pizza.
